Every time that we say “Hi” it boosts my rating; makes me seem more of a prize when I go cyber dating. What the gods of the old days, with their arrows and with their bows, would have made of Facebook, Twitter and Windows! When we’re somewhere on a date you just sit there texting. Such a rude, distracted state – I find it quite perplexing. I’ve seen your profile, you think that I don’t know all those sweet photos were taken ten years ago. But I’ll finally find Ms Right, quite soon I’m betting; live a virtuous shared life and stop this internetting. So thanks for dinner, now let’s go make the change from surfer to sinner. Snuggle up, don’t say goodbye.